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Blog-stalk Confessions: fap fap fap
Sat Jul 3, 2010 5:27:53 pm
I just took a short walk to loosen my legs and noticed three separate license plates that either started or ended with the letters FAP. Do you think the universe is sending me a message via car registry?
Also, I still do all my banking through the mail, I find it more reassuring than maintaining it online for some reason. I've noticed that since the government restructured lending laws and whatnot, my credit card bill has been arriving a week to two later than it ever had. Pesky card companies, trying to get people to incur penalties...
Sat Jul 3, 2010 5:27:53 pm
I just took a short walk to loosen my legs and noticed three separate license plates that either started or ended with the letters FAP. Do you think the universe is sending me a message via car registry?
Also, I still do all my banking through the mail, I find it more reassuring than maintaining it online for some reason. I've noticed that since the government restructured lending laws and whatnot, my credit card bill has been arriving a week to two later than it ever had. Pesky card companies, trying to get people to incur penalties...

Sat Jul 3, 2010 5:33:43 pm
So did you fap?

Sat Jul 3, 2010 5:37:06 pm
I fap when I feel like it, not when the universe prompts me.

Sat Jul 3, 2010 5:38:01 pm
agrees with: comment#3
I fap when I feel like it, not when the universe prompts me.

Sat Jul 3, 2010 5:40:25 pm
I am more paranoid about things being lost in the mail than I am about hackers intercepting my online transactions.

Sat Jul 3, 2010 10:42:55 pm
You're gonna feel awful silly if, by ignoring the universe's message, you bring about its end. And all because you didn't fap.

Sat Jul 3, 2010 10:43:58 pm
I still have never had a credit card.

Sat Jul 3, 2010 10:49:10 pm
re: comment#6
You're gonna feel awful silly if, by ignoring the universe's message, you bring about its end. And all because you didn't fap.
And you will miss out on the final opportunity ever to fap.
Sat Jul 3, 2010 10:49:47 pm
re: comment#7
I still have never had a credit card.
I stopped using them around 10 years ago.
Sat Jul 3, 2010 10:55:54 pm
re: comment#8
And you will miss out on the final opportunity ever to fap.
We'll ALL miss out on the final opportunity to fap.
Sat Jul 3, 2010 10:56:14 pm
re: comment#10
We'll ALL miss out on the final opportunity to fap.


Sat Jul 3, 2010 10:56:28 pm
re: comment#9
I stopped using them around 10 years ago.
Debt of any sort frightens me.
Sun Jul 4, 2010 12:02:40 am
agrees with: comment#12
Debt of any sort frightens me.

Sun Jul 4, 2010 12:04:04 am

Sun Jul 4, 2010 12:04:12 am
I have one card, it is a necessity with some of the work I do. I have never incurred any fees, I never spend money that I don't have in hand.

Sun Jul 4, 2010 12:18:50 am
re: comment#17
I have one card, it is a necessity with some of the work I do. I have never incurred any fees, I never spend money that I don't have in hand.
That is a wise strategy. I don't think I could be that smart about it, though. It's my natural inclination to want to spend money, and I think I would probably ignore the fact that credit is not cash, and would spend myself into bankruptcy. It is for that reason that I refuse to own one.





