My BFF and I were talking about cheating. Specifically, if the theory "once a cheater, always a cheater" really rings true or if someone who cheats (and does so chronically) can change their cheating ways.

Thoughts?

HI! I'm Arizona SECRETARY OF STATE Ken Bennett and I’m NOT a birther! I believe our President was born in Hawaii — or at least, I hope he was! But my responsibility as SECRETARY OF STATE is to make sure the ballots in Arizona are correct and that those people whose names are on the ballot have met the qualifications for the office they are seeking.

I am just following the lead of our state’s BELOVED & NOT AT ALL A LAUGHING STOCK Sheriff Joe Arpaio, my fellow Republican who ordered an investigation into the President’s birth certificate and concluded the document released by the White House is a forgery. I am now trying to get verification from state officials in Hawaii that the certificate is authentic. Because you know - IT COULD BE FAKE!!!

Just because I am the state’s No. 2 elected official just below our BELOVED & NOT AT ALL A LAUGHING STOCK Gov. Jan Brewer does not mean that I am trying to get her job by appealing to the sun-stroked nut-bunnies that voted her into office. The reason I started looking into this is because I got *1200 E-MAILS* asking me to do so! *1200 E-MAILS* is a really, really A LOT!! It's 0.008% of the state's ENTIRE VOTING BLOCK!!!

You can bet that if I got *1200 E-MAILS* declaring that Mitt Romney was actually a steaming pile of unicorn poop, that I'd be JUST AS VIGILANT in my investigations!



So, to recap: Not a birther! Sheriff Joe. 1200 E-MAILS! Unicorn poop. And I AM *NOT* FUCKIN' CRAZEEEE!!

Thank you.

i may enter a contest to make a ooak ldd. i JUST finished making one, but it can't be entered since everyone already knows it's mine and the contestants have to be anonymous.....

what, in you wild imagination, would you think an original doll idea would be......?

here is what an ldd is............

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Dead_Dolls

help a sista out.....

http://irinawerning.com/back-to-the-fut/back-to-the-future/

As of tomorrow we will have been here for a week.

I don't know wtf I was thinking.

The whole reason we moved was so Joey and I could go back to school. He didn't get in and I can't afford to go. So... awkward.

I've been sick the entire time we've been here. Some of that is surely just stress/anxiety/self-induced, but I'm pretty sure there are some other things going on. Too bad I no longer have health insurance. So you know, nothing I can really do about it. I do have an appointment at PP tomorrow, which is going to cost me $65. That might not seem like a lot, but it is for me. Then I'll have to start paying for my birth control each month, which I was previously getting for free.

Joey and I haven't discussed yet what we're going to do now. Obviously work, but I don't know if that means here or where we were initially going to move to. I know we could, but I really don't want to live with his parents for another year. I feel like such a leech. That and omgpanichowtheheckdoyougetajob?

Hopefully I will break out of this stress/anxiety/depression soon and get on with my life. Everything just seems so overwhelming at the moment. Most of that is physically feeling too bad to do anything. But I also wish we just had one thing to anchor onto, to give us some sense of orientation with which to direct our lives. I feel like we're just... floating.

I don't know. Had we stayed in Chicago, Joey would have a full-time job with benefits, and I wouldn't have had to shift my entire life around. On the other hand, I was starting to get restless there. I would have always been wondering "What if?" about moving and it's not like I would have found work any easier there. I also think this has made me a bit more appreciative of what Joey went through when he quit his job and moved to Chicago for me. I think I understand now why he was depressed for awhile (until there was more stability, anyway).

I'm sure things will get better with time. I just wish I knew what to do now!

I am late to work every day, I might get fired soon.

Also I forgot to tell you how general director asked me 10 questions about the hotel and before that made me study all night and still was not pleased at all with the result.

All girls gossip about me, and one of them comes to me and tells me all about it. It is sad how I act nice to people and they talk that way behind me like I am a horrible person.

Life sucks.

the first period after the end of a relationship is like being a teenager again. even if you're somewhere lovely.