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Difficult Day Ahead
Wed Jun 8, 2011 3:42:52 pm
by erdos0
It's World IPv6 Day. Google worked fine when I tried it a half hour ago, but it's not working now. I probably had a cached connection to the IPv4 connection when I tried earlier, or something went wrong with their setup. Facebook still works.

I'm not sure if any of my clients will call for emergency repairs because of this. I already have two emergencies today, and I know that one will take several hours. I'm not sure if I can fit the other one into my schedule. The emergency is for a new restaurant that is opening soon. The last time I was there, I had to endure chaotic energies and horrible construction noises. I expect it to be the same situation today.

Also, the expected high for today is 95F.

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Most of my clothes were already blue
Tue Jun 7, 2011 11:11:42 pm
by erdos0
I checked all my pockets before dumping my clothes into the washing machine, but I somehow missed a blue marker. After the wash phase finished, I still didn't notice it. I'm not sure if the ink was neutralized/diluted or if it had not begun to spread significantly yet. The marker was still part of my laundry when I dumped it into the dryer. I noticed the blue stains at the end of the dry cycle. I could have started another wash cycle to try to eliminate or reduce the stains, but I just didn't care that much, and most of my clothes were already blue.

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Non-Hits that I like from artists who had hits
Sun Jun 5, 2011 3:59:24 pm
by erdos0

China in Your Hand was a hit in Europe but not in the United States.






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I will never mow a lawn
Sat Jun 4, 2011 10:26:00 pm
by erdos0
re:
I tried mowing the lawn today
Sat Jun 4, 2011 9:34:55 pm
by slowbie, 2011, ?, , don't know, not sure, , 00, United States,
It's a woo hoo moment for me -- I have mowed a lawn all of twice in my life. My dad didn't trust me with the ride-on mower we had growing up, I guess, then I lived in a big city without a lawn for many years, then I had a husband who was too prideful to let me take over lawnmowing even though he whined like a fucking BABY every time he had to do it to the point that I was BEGGING to mow the fucking lawn...

A guy who was one of the housepainters has been coming around to do lawn stuff and handyman stuff since I moved in -- nicest guy in the world, totally conscientious, good head on his shoulders, good heart. His house burned down last week. He called the next day to apologize for not being by to mow the lawn; I told him that I was amazed that it would even be on his mind, and WTF go do what you have to do. (He has two kids, a wife, and a full-time job with the painting crew.)

So I tried mowing my lawn.

It went surprisingly well once I figured out how to start the lawn mower. (YOU HAVE TO PRIME THE PUMP! It's like yard machine foreplay.) I got about 1/3 done (big lawn) and then it... stopped. I suspect it needs gas, but that seems awfully complimicated to me at the moment.

So I vacuumed instead. Same diff.
I had a backyard full of grass and weeds for 8 years. I never had any desire to mow the lawn, nor to remove any weeds. It looked just fine to me. I also didn't have a lawnmower, and I have always hated the sound that they make. I am hypersensitive to some types of noise. That isn't the worst, but it's definitely high in the list of noises that mess with my brain function.

A few weeks ago, a client of mine asked me to help her set up her new lawnmower. There seems to be a common assumption that I must be an expert in all machinery if I am a computer technician. She was willing to pay me my usual fee for this service, so I agreed to help. Assembly was very easy. I only needed to attach the bag. The first challenge was dealing with the oil and gas. I have chemical sensitivities, and breathing in those fumes messes with my mind in very bad ways. It activates my latent autistic tendencies.

I fought against the vapors to the best of my ability, but the situation got worse when I had to start the lawnmower. Never having operated a lawnmower before, I did not realize that it would be easier to start it on flat terrain, or to at least tilt the lawnmower. I had it on top of dense grass. The starter is directly attached to the motor. Pulling on the starter spins the motor, which turns the blades. Having grass underneath meant I had to pull extra hard. I was cutting the grass using muscle power, and I had to get it to spin fast enough for the engine to start. The intensity of that required deeper breathing, which resulted in inhaling more gasoline and oil vapors.

My mind was beginning to drift away from reality when my client came over and tilted the lawnmower. At this point, my brain was already too poisoned to think of a simple solution like that. I got the engine started on the next pull after the lawnmower was tilted. I immediately went upstairs to the office at that point, leaving my client to mow the lawn. I escaped the fumes by going upstairs, but the sound was inescapable. The sound coupled with the exposure to the fumes made the experience almost unbearable. I sat in a trance for a while and tried to meditate. I couldn't do it. When my client finished mowing, I told her that I was ill and I left.

I will never operate a lawnmower again.

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Logic Fail
Thu Jun 2, 2011 4:53:45 am
by erdos0
erdos:This is the last slide.
client:It can't be. We must have forgotten to delete something?
erdos: The last item will remain last regardless of what you delete in the middle.
client: No. We must have forgotten to delete something.
erdos: How does deleting something stop this slide from being the last one?
client: Let's just review and see where the mistake is.


This discussion occurred while creating a 136 slide Powerpoint presentation for a 90 minute talk.

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Dream Log 05-30-2011
Mon May 30, 2011 4:18:15 pm
by erdos0
Blogstalk has a television show. I am in the series finale. We discover that Amortentia is a cyborg alien. Some members want to kill her because of this. John decides to save her by killing himself. This should work in television show logic, because only one person needs to die. His life has gone downhill due to tendonitis, and he decides that his life isn't worth living anymore. As angry crowds come toward Amortentia, John jumps in front of her and stabs himself in his kidney. He then grabs Amortentia's hand and guides her to stab it in further, which she does. John dies and the angry crowd disappears. The closing credits show and I wake up.

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re: As seen on Facebook.
Fri May 27, 2011 4:35:03 am
by erdos0
re:
As seen on Facebook.
Fri May 27, 2011 4:02:04 am
by mystifylemon, 29, F, , not sure, Seattle, WA, United States,
"When you carry the Bible, Satan gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he'll try to discourage you.. Any takers?"
Reblog test.

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