I walked alone on loose sandy earth. I saw mountains in the distance and realized that I was not in New York. I was somewhere in Africa, the true birthplace of Jesus. I would ordinarily be in bed at 4AM, but Jesus was coming and I wanted to see. Sunrise was also abnormally early, but that wasn't too surprising, considering the circumstances.

I had somehow failed to notice the hundreds of thousands of worshippers who were also outside waiting for Jesus. I wasn't a worhsipper. I was just curious. Chef Gordon Ramsay began to lead a ceremony. He knelt on the ground and bowed toward the Sun. While remaining on his knees, he turned 180 degrees and bowed again. He then used his hands to assist in one final 90 degree counterclockwise turn, which was followed by a prostration.

He rested his face in the sand for a few minutes and got up to repeat the ceremony. This time, the huge crowd mimicked his actions. He started chanting "sa mendente divino" with each bow. The crowd did the same. The sound became louder each time and I could feel the energy reverberate inside my bones. The earth started shaking intensely and that caused me to awaken.

For those who are confused. The eerdos0 account is not mine.

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It supposedly is only for Google Chrome, but it also works when I use it in Firefox. It currently doesn't go past level 20, but there is a planned fix for it.

I was in a public restroom today, and I noticed a guy standing strangely in front of a urinal. He had his left knee up and his left hand was on his knee. As I got closer, I saw a stream of fluid coming out from his knee area going into the urinal. I'm not sure if he has a catheter connected to his urethra or if he has a wound in his knee that he was draining.

I avoid wearing tight pants. I generally wear pants that are several sizes too large and I use the belt to prevent them from falling. One consequence of this is that there is a lot of extra fabric, and that fabric can bunch up when I sit. When this happens over my crotch area, I can usually eliminate the false erection by shifting the fabric or covertly pressing down on the bulge.

The zipper broke on my favorite pants. Initially, it was just jammed, but I pulled too hard and ripped off the tag (handle?) of the zipper. I have been trying to learn how to sew, but I haven't mastered the art of zipper replacement yet.

I decided to fix this with velcro. It can be a bit risky having such a rough material in a sensitive area, but I have been able to avoid any injury by using careful hand placement. The real problem is that the velcro that I purchased is sold in rolls. The velcro retains the curvature a bit. This causes it to restore the bulge after I press it down or stretch it out. This is especially annoying when someone who doesn't interest me is obviously trying to seduce me and she sees what looks like an erection.

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As a class lecturer Huxley was facile princeps, and only those who
were privileged to sit under him can form a conception of his
delivery. Clear, deliberate, never hesitant nor unduly emphatic, never
repetitional, always logical, his every word told. Great, however, as
were his class lectures, his working-mens were greater. Huxley was a
firm believer in the distillatio per ascensum of scientific knowledge
and culture, and spared no pains in approaching the artisan and
so-called working classes. He gave the workmen of his best. The
substance of his Mans Place in Nature, one of the most successful and
popular of his writings, and of his Crayfish, perhaps the most perfect
zoological treatise ever published, was first communicated to them. In
one of the last conversations I had with him, I asked his views on the
desirability of discontinuing the workmens lectures at Jermyn Street,
since the development of working-mens colleges and institutes is
regarded by some to have rendered their continuance unnecessary.

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