“Do you know that conversation is one of the greatest pleasures in life? But it wants leisure.”

(W. Somerset Maugham)

“In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.”

(Steven Wright)

“Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.”

(Albert Einstein)